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I was looking at the T-shirts they have, and I came across one in particular that made me laugh hysterically. I figured I'd share with you:

Sepukku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can't find anybody else to kill.

Step 1: Get a frisbee from the store or friend.
Step 2: Clean the frisbee.
Step 3: Make sure your parents aren't around
Step 4: Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.
Step 5: Get really super pissed.
Step 6: Fold the frisbee hard (this is crucial)
Step 7: Keep folded and insert frisbee into mouth hard.
Step 8: Push hard until you can't see it.
Step 9: Wait.
Step 10: Die.

If you succeed, everybody will be like "Holy Crap!"

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